Wear / wardrobe
Wear the evidence
The product is real. The image is intentionally impossible enough to be noticed.
The alibi is printed on the shirt.
AI images get almost everything right. That “almost” is where ThisIsAI lives: wrong letters, suspicious anatomy, familiar places that never existed.
Enter / capture
Enter the photograph
A camera captures the shirt, the situation, and possibly a questionable number of fingers.
Exit / alibi
Deny everything
Point at the image and use the sentence it already prepared: “That is AI.”